Loren Avedon credited as playing...
Scott Wylde
- Scott Wylde: [attempts to claim his change from a pay phone at the airport] Ahh, I hope you choke on it.
- Mac Jarvis: We're in a deep hole - we're gonna need a packed hand to get out of it.
- Scott Wylde: How about... a royal flush!
- [kicks a cauldron of boiling water into the bad guys]
- Bounty Hunter: [presses gun against Scott's chest] Don't Move!
- Scott Wylde: [raises hands] Hey man, I'm a statue.
- Scott Wylde: [Mac has just finished two shots of the snake blood] You've been here too long
- [shakes head]
- Mac Jarvis: This is Thailand kid... Not Indiana... You gotta be practical.
- Scott Wylde: [to Thai gym owner] My friend teach me
- [raises fist]
- Scott Wylde: Tae Kwon Do. Kickboxing not the same.
- Scott Wylde: Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on?
- Mac Jarvis: Ah, she's pissed because I wouldn't jump her bones.
- Terry: He's threatened because I used to break his.
- Pimp: You want? You want?
- Scott Wylde: Sorry, but I'm going to have to take a rain check.
- Pimp: Check? Okay! Check! Check!
- Mac Jarvis: [offers the snake's blood] Here. Try some of this. Put more lead in your pencil.
- Scott Wylde: If that's the case, you need it more than I do.
- Mac Jarvis: Yeah, you're probably right.
- Terry: Welcome aboard, boys.
- Mac Jarvis: Terry? What are you doing here, you witch?
- Scott Wylde: Right now, she looks like an angel.
- Sulin Nguyen: I ordered some of my dad's favorite dishes, in case you might to impress him.
- Scott Wylde: Well, what's good for your dad is good for me.
- [Restaurant waiters open bowls]
- Scott Wylde: What's this stuff?
- Sulin Nguyen: This is deep fried locusts. This is steamed cicada. And that over there is smoked dry iguana.
- Scott Wylde: [Grabs a big ball] And these are steamed meatballs right?
- Sulin Nguyen: No. That's tiger balls.
- Scott Wylde: [Shocked] Real tiger's balls?
- Sulin Nguyen: Uh huh!
- Scott Wylde: I can see your father is a hard man to negotiate with.
- Scott Wylde: Good chow and no bounty hunters, huh? That's the last time I have dinner with you.
- Mac Jarvis: Cut the comedy kid. We're in a deep hole. We're gonna need a packed hand to get out of it.
- Scott Wylde: How about a royal... flush?
- [kicks pot to kidnapper before Scott and Mac take on kidnappers]
- Terry: If you guys want to leave, be my guest. I get paid either way.
- Mac Jarvis: I've heard that before.
- Scott Wylde: Terry, remember. You get what you can afford!
- Terry: Listen, blue eyes...
- Mac Jarvis: [interrupts] Wait, wait, wait. You two know each other?
- Scott Wylde: Yeah, we met at your old gym.
- Mac Jarvis: Oh... great!