Alisan Porter credited as playing...
Taylor Buckman
- Gil: [lights went out unexpectedly and have just been turned on. Gil thinks he has a flashlight but is holding a vibrator] What's this?
- [switches vibrator on]
- Gil: [lights come up, Gil laughs and leaves the room]
- Taylor: Mommy, what was that?
- Karen: That was... an electric ear cleaner.
- Taylor: It was kind of big.
- Grandma: It sure was!
- [In the car after the baseball game, Kevin is singing "The Diarrhea Song" while Taylor laughs]
- Kevin Buckman: When you're slidin' into first and you're feelin' somethin' burst, diarrhea! Diarrhea! When you're slidin' into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea! Diarrhea! When you're slidin' into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea! Diarrhea! When you're drivin' in your Chevy and your pants are feelin' heavy, diarrhea! Diarrhea!
- Karen: Kevin, honey, where did you learn that song?
- Kevin Buckman: Last summer at camp, Mom.
- Gil: Ah, that was money well spent.
- Kevin Buckman, Justin, Taylor: [singing again] When you're slidin' into first and you're feelin' somethin' burst, diarrhea! Diarrhea!