G.W. Bailey credited as playing...
Harris
- Captain Harris: Proctor! You have been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout. And Christmas is a good four months away. If you sing so much as one more note... I will shoot you.
- [Harris has just been hurt in a multi-car pile-up]
- Lt. Proctor: Sir...
- Captain Harris: Don't say it, Proctor!
- Lt. Proctor: But sir...
- Captain Harris: Don't say it!
- [Harris walks away]
- Lt. Proctor: Told him so.
- Captain Harris: [From a distance away] I heard that!
- Mayor: Hello, guys and gals! Oh, boy. I wish I had a picture of your stupid faces!
- Captain Harris: Mr. Mayor!
- Mayor: Hello, Harris, you stupid twit!