Loren Dean credited as playing...
Joe
- Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
- Joe: By choice, man.
- Joe: Dude, where'd she dump you, man?
- Lloyd Dobler: In the car.
- Denny: Oh, man, your car? Man, Dissed in the Malibu. That's your castle, man.
- Joe: [Lloyd has just explained his feelings for Diane] Dude, I don't even feel that way about my car, man.
- Lloyd Dobler: Joe. Joe. She's written 65 songs... 65. They're all about you. They're all about pain.
- Joe: So what's up?
- Corey Flood: Hi Joe, How are you? I love you.
- Joe: I love you too.
- Corey Flood: You invade my soul
- Joe: I want to get back together, Mimi is gonna go to college and I'm gonna be alone and I'm gonna break up with her before she leaves, have sex with me.