Robert Beltran credited as playing...
- Frank: Ever tried hustlin'?
- Juan: Frank, give me a break, man.
- Frank: I'm serious. Lots of rich, lonely people out there. Lots of horny society ladies and businessmen with company...
- Juan: Businessmen? Where haven't I been? Midnight Cowboy?
- Juan: The dude is - giving you head?
- Frank: What's a poor boy to do? Gertrude Stein was right, "A mouth is a mouth is a mouth."
- Juan: Look at his basket! Hard as a steel baguette.
- Juan: Look, my wallet, it can't buy me no stocks and bonds; but, my hands, are Cadillac de Villes. My body is a Rolls Royce Corniche.
- [Lisabeth burst out laughing]
- Juan: Ain't you ever hear of jacking off?
- Willie Saravian: Well, sure, but, its bad for you, isn't it?
- Juan: I've been doing it six or seven times a day for years and look at me.
- Juan: This is for sure, some twisted sh**.
- Juan: I could never make it with a dude.
- Frank: Psychologists say that you can break old patterns by doing something new - 21 days in a row.
- Clare Lipkin: You just want me; because, you know you can't have me.
- Juan: I thought you wanted me; because, I didn't care about you?
- Juan: Did they teach you all kinds of sex tricks?
- Frank: Taught me how to eat the fox, how to cum while looking at certain ferns and plants, how to prolong orgasm by self-strangulation.
- Juan: Oh yeah? Hey, that's how Lipkin died, huh?
- Frank: You know, I should have never told him about that.
- Willie Saravian: I think I'm in love - with Zandra.
- Juan: I tell you what I'm going to do for you, Tito. I know a little something about love. I'm going to loan you some righteous video tapes. Very inspirational!
