Matt Frewer credited as playing...
Alec
- Vic DeRubis: Alec?
- Alec Stewart: Did you talk to Big Wally?
- Vic DeRubis: Yeah, yeah. I told him you got away on me. He was very... unhappy.
- Alec Stewart: Trust me. It's the BRIGHTEST move you ever made.
- Vic DeRubis: Yeah, well, meanwhile, my reputation as an enforcer has been permanently... soiled.
- Alec Stewart: But when we win, you just say you caught up with me and I gave you the 50 grand, then we SPLIT the other 50 grand and everyones happy.
- Vic DeRubis: Right. Hey! (Grabs Alec) WAIT A MINUTE! The deal is: I get 35, YOU get 15.
- Alec Stewart: Isn't that what I said?
- Vic DeRubis: You just said we'd split it.
- Alec Stewart: But I didn't say we'd split it EVENLY. YOU get 15, and I get 35.
- Both: Right.
- Vic DeRubis: And if we don't win?
- Alec Stewart: Then you kill me.
- [Long silence, then both enter the Jag]
- [Vic looks over the roadblock with binoculars]
- Vic DeRubis: Get in the car, Alec.
- Alec: What?
- Vic DeRubis: Get in the car, Alec! I'm gonna drive!
- Alec: Vic, you turn that frown upside-down right now!
- [Vic grabs Alec by the collar]
- Vic DeRubis: I'll turn YOU upside-down right now!
- [Alec races towards the finish in the police car]
- Alec Stewart: Four to one, Vic! The Jag wins!
- Vic DeRubis: Yeah, but we're not in the Jag.
- Alec Stewart: It doesn't matter, Vic! The Jag wins, we win!
- Alec Stewart: [singing] But more, much more than this, I did it my way!
- [Alec hides in the bathroom after the race is cancelled]
- Vic DeRubis: Open it, Alec! There ain't no race, so I gotta kill you!
- Alec Stewart: I can't let you do it, Vic! You'll hate yourself in the morning!
- Alec: So, Vic. What do you think of my idea of writing down the license numbers now?
- Vic DeRubis: Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's a great idea! How many times you gotta bring it up?
- [on phone]
- Vic DeRubis: Uh, the license is as follows: R-I-C-H... Uh, I think that spells "Rich"... Kids... with a "k"... for "kids".