Dick Smothers credited as playing...
Nelson
- Randolph van Sloan: Uh, what do you think you're doing? What, are you crazy?
- Nelson van Sloan: Relax. I've got a brilliant idea.
- Randolph van Sloan: Yeah, well, so far I don't like it.
- Nelson van Sloan: So far, you haven't even heard it.
- Randolph van Sloan: Alright, what is it?
- Nelson van Sloan: I'll tell you once we get to the airport.
- Randolph van Sloan: Airport? What airport?
- Nelson van Sloan: The Dulles Airport.
- Randolph van Sloan: Are we going to Fresno?
- Nelson van Sloan: Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?
- Randolph van Sloan: Well, you said the dullest airport and the dullest airport I know of is in Fresno.
- Nelson van Sloan: I didn't say dullEST! I said Dulles! Dulles! Read my lips!