Tom Smothers credited as playing...
Randolph
- Randolph van Sloan: Uh, what do you think you're doing? What, are you crazy?
- Nelson van Sloan: Relax. I've got a brilliant idea.
- Randolph van Sloan: Yeah, well, so far I don't like it.
- Nelson van Sloan: So far, you haven't even heard it.
- Randolph van Sloan: Alright, what is it?
- Nelson van Sloan: I'll tell you once we get to the airport.
- Randolph van Sloan: Airport? What airport?
- Nelson van Sloan: The Dulles Airport.
- Randolph van Sloan: Are we going to Fresno?
- Nelson van Sloan: Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?
- Randolph van Sloan: Well, you said the dullest airport and the dullest airport I know of is in Fresno.
- Nelson van Sloan: I didn't say dullEST! I said Dulles! Dulles! Read my lips!
- Randolph van Sloan: I wonder if they're gonna feed us on this flight.
- Frenchman: I... do not speak English... too good.
- Randolph van Sloan: Francois?
- Frenchman: Oui, oui. Francais.
- Randolph van Sloan: Je ne parla... uh, je ne par... je ne parl... no speaka French.
- Frenchman: You would like my penis?
- Randolph van Sloan: Hmmm?
- Frenchman: You would like my penis?
- Randolph van Sloan: Uh, I'm on my way to L.A. to meet with my wife and two kids... uh, three kids. We're gonna have a nice little family reunion.
- Frenchman: You would like my penis?
- Randolph van Sloan: Look, I don't have a problem with it. It's just not my thing, alright?
- Frenchman: [holding a bag of peanuts] You wouldn't like?
- Randolph van Sloan: Peanuts! Peanuts! Oh, thank you. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.