Catherine Hicks credited as playing...
Janet Pearson
- Janet Pearson: [after Doug Simpson sees Katie Simpson for the first time after Janet Pearson gave her a makeover] Doug, what do you think?
- Bonnie Simpson: Dad, what do you really think?
- Doug Simpson: What do I really think? Who was that kid?
- Janet Pearson: Andy, from down the street.
- Doug Simpson: Nah, nah, nah. The one in the skirt.
- Janet Pearson: Doug, she cannot stay a little girl forever. She is growing up. This did not just happen overnight, it's been coming on for months and months. She asked me to help her.
- Doug Simpson: Well, you didn't have to.
- Janet Pearson: What? If I didn't help her, someone else would.
- Doug Simpson: Hah!
- Janet Pearson: Doug, you can't stop life from happening.
- Doug Simpson: Oh, no? I can sure slow it down a bit.
- Janet Pearson: Oh, yeah? How?
- Doug Simpson: How? Total control. Total control. No boy comes in this house and takes my daughter anywhere unless I know who he is, where he lives, who his parents are, what they do for a living, where they're going, how long they're going to be there, and who they're going to be with. Total control.
- Janet Pearson: That's brilliant, Doug. Good luck!
- Doug Simpson: Total! Total!