Mary-Louise Parker credited as playing...
- Charlotte: [crying] How do I look?
- Betty: Charlotte, I have to be honest with you honey. You look like you just stepped out of a plane crash.
- Charlotte: I have never been so humiliated in my life. I swear to God. If I ever get my hands on him, I'll kill him. I mean it. If I'd have been holding a gun, I'd have shot him.
- Betty: You must really love him. I mean, if you want to kill him and all. Is that my coleslaw?
- Betty: Charlotte, there's just one thing in the whole world that's stronger than a woman's love. It's a man's pride. Those are your onion rings. You gotta kick him in the pride.
- Charlotte: Where's that?
