Sylvester Stallone credited as playing...
Tango
- [Tango grabs a hefty submachine gun and hands Cash a pistol]
- Ray Tango: Here.
- Gabriel Cash: Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?
- Ray Tango: Genetics, peewee.
- Captain Schroeder: If you really wanted to stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married.
- Ray Tango: [laughs] Is that a proposal?
- Gabriel Cash: I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R...
- Ray Tango: What's F.U.B.A.R.?
- Gabriel Cash: Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition.
- Ray Tango: When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.
- Gabriel Cash: I'll bring the chainsaw.
- Ray Tango: I'll bring the beer.
- Gabriel Cash: You're getting a little radical here, don't you think?
- Ray Tango: What's radical?
- Gabriel Cash: Blowing a man's head off with a fucking hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think?
- Ray Tango: You got your way, I got mine. You know, I'm kind of glad you didn't want to talk, Requin...
- Gabriel Cash: You know what? I'll just shoot him in the goddamn leg, he'll talk!
- Ray Tango: I don't want the leg, I want the whole package!
- Gabriel Cash: Maybe he doesn't know anything, okay?
- Ray Tango: I don't really care!
- Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski: What's widdya friend?
- Gabriel Cash: He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.
- [then as they leave the room]
- Ray Tango: I DO miss my wardrobe.
- Owen: Your Honor, the defendants wish to change their plea.
- [Crowd is stunned. Judge McCormick bangs his gavel]
- Judge McCormick: Order! Very well, Counselor. What is the plea?
- Ray Tango: Your Honor, may I approach the bench, please?
- Judge McCormick: Proceed, Mr. Tango.
- Ray Tango: [Gets up, looks at Owen] It's okay.
- [Tango approaches the bench]
- Ray Tango: Your Honor, I have been a policeman for 12 years, and I think it's the best organization in the country. At times, I've been accused of being too aggressive at taking criminals off the streets. Well, if that's a sin, then I guess I'm guilty. All the cops I've worked with are good cops. They are... doing a tough job. And I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such, that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here. Thank you.
- [Tango returns to his seat]
- Judge McCormick: Do you have anything to add, Mr. Cash?
- Gabriel Cash: [Nods] Yeah.
- Ray Tango: [Grabs Cash's arm] No!
- Gabriel Cash: Yeah.
- Ray Tango: No-no.
- Gabriel Cash: Yeah.
- Ray Tango: No.
- [Cash gets up]
- Gabriel Cash: Mr. Tango has, uh, spoken very eloquently. I wish I could be as forgiving. But I can't, because... this whole thing... fucking sucks! I mean, this is the biggest pile of shit I've ever...
- [Crowd applauses]
- Judge McCormick: Order! Order!
- Gabriel Cash: You know, it's a free country, Tango.
- Ray Tango: Yeah.
- Gabriel Cash: And people are free to do whatever they want.
- Ray Tango: So?
- Gabriel Cash: Well, your sister is very, very free.
- Ray Tango: I'm going to kill you.
- Ray Tango: Do you think he's telling the truth?
- Gabriel Cash: I don't know. But it's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.
- Ray Tango: Disgusting.
- Ray Tango: What are you doing? What are you doing?
- Gabriel Cash: Relax. Soap. And don't flatter yourself... Peewee.
- Gabriel Cash: I've got good news and bad news.
- Ray Tango: What's the bad news?
- Gabriel Cash: We're almost out of gas.
- Ray Tango: What's the good news?
- Gabriel Cash: We're ALMOST out of gas.
- [Tango just bursts through screen door and lands on his captain]
- Ray Tango: Captain?
- Captain Schroeder: Is this the way you screen all your guests?
- [after Requin breaks down and confesses]
- Gabriel Cash: You know, Potato Head, you just fell for the oldest routine in the book: bad cop...
- Ray Tango: Worse cop!
- Gabriel Cash: This has got to be a mistake. What do you think?
- Ray Tango: I think my underwear is riding into my throat.
- Ray Tango: Pleasure doing time with ya.
- Gabriel Cash: Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.
- [Requin is holding Cash at gunpoint, when Tango appears behind him]
- Ray Tango: [English accent] Shame, shame! Don't you know ponytails are out this season? How you doin', Cash?
- Gabriel Cash: [disarms Requin] Oh, things are just getting better by the second.
- Ray Tango: There's a party up on the roof.
- Gabriel Cash: Can I invite Mr. Potato Head here?
- Ray Tango: Sure! Wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.
- Ray Tango: Your Honor, I have been a policeman for 12 years and I think it's the best organization in the country. At times I've been accused of being too aggressive at taking criminals off the street. Well, if that's a sin, I guess I'm guilty. All the cops I've worked with are good cops.
- [to fellow officers]
- Ray Tango: You are. Doing a tough job. And I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here. Thank you.
- Judge McCormick: Do you have anything to add Mr. Cash?
- Gabriel Cash: [snickers] Yeah.
- Ray Tango: No.
- Gabriel Cash: Oh, yeah.
- Ray Tango: No no.
- Gabriel Cash: Yeah.
- Ray Tango: No.
- Gabriel Cash: [stands up to address the judge] Mr. Tango has spoken very eloquently and I wish I could be as forgiving. But I can't because this whole thing... FUCKING SUCKS.
- Gabriel Cash: You don't know anything about electricity, do you?
- Ray Tango: No.
- Gabriel Cash: As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted.
- [Thinks about it for a moment]
- Gabriel Cash: Um, right?
- Ray Tango: I don't know.
- Gabriel Cash: I don't either.