Ray Sharkey credited as playing...
Angel Velasquez
- John Belushi: [surprised] Who are you anyway?
- Angel Velasquez: I'm your guardian angel.
- John Belushi: My guardian angel? Well you sure fucked up...
- Angel Velasquez: Yeah, well look, man. Nobody's perfect, you know? You gotta start somewhere.
- Angel Velasquez: Hey, I seen your movies, man.
- John Belushi: [excited] Oh yeah? Which one?
- Angel Velasquez: The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy.
- John Belushi: [unamused] Oh thanks. Thanks a lot.
- Angel Velasquez: But you died in the end... all fucked up.
- John Belushi: Hey, wait a minute... who are you?
- Angel Velasquez: My friends call me Angel.
- John Belushi: I'm only 33 years old. I just had my birthday.
- Angel Velasquez: That's right. And you are officially deceased.
- John Belushi: Why am I dead?
- Angel Velasquez: 'Cause you're stupid. Next question.
- John Belushi: Where are we going?
- Angel Velasquez: We're going for a ride, Hemo.
- John Belushi: Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!
- Angel Velasquez: And now he's doing you.
- John Belushi: What do you mean?
- Angel Velasquez: He's gonna be your biographer.
- John Belushi: My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!
- Angel Velasquez: Yeah! He's gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.
- [pause]
- John Belushi: Nixon?
- Angel Velasquez: He's gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...
- John Belushi: I'm fucked.