Michael Douglas credited as playing...
Oliver Rose
- Oliver Rose: I think you owe me a solid reason. I worked my ass off for you and the kids to have a nice life and you owe me a reason that makes sense. I want to hear it.
- Barbara Rose: Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
- Oliver Rose: You have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.
- Oliver Rose: You weren't even multiorgasmic before you met me, were you?
- Barbara Rose: You really expect me to keep on reassuring you sexually even now when we disgust each other?
- Oliver Rose: [just got into the chandelier which pulled him of the balcony] I think I can swing this over to the balcony.
- Barbara Rose: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Barbara Rose: I loosened the bolt. I was gonna drop it on you.
- Oliver Rose: Ooh. That's a good one.
- Oliver Rose: [Oliver and Barbara pass each other on the stairs] Stinking bitch!
- Barbara Rose: Dumb bastard!
- Oliver Rose: Slut!
- Barbara Rose: Scum!
- Oliver Rose: Filth!
- Barbara Rose: Faggot!
- [Passes Susan]
- Barbara Rose: Morning, Susan.
- [Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
- Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
- Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.
- Oliver Rose: Wh--why do you want a divorce? I mean... did l do something? Did l... did l *not* do something?
- Barbara Rose: l can't give you specifics, Oliver.
- Oliver Rose: Well, try!
- Barbara Rose: I don't *want* to try!
- Oliver Rose: ls there somebody else? Another man?
- Barbara Rose: No.
- Oliver Rose: A woman?
- Barbara Rose: You wish.
- Barbara Rose: [learning that Oliver is moving back into the home] This is the stupidest thing you've ever done!
- Oliver Rose: Second stupidest.
- Oliver Rose: Nobody that makes pâté this good can be all bad.
- Barbara Rose: That depends... on what the pate is made of.
- Barbara Rose: [pauses] Woof.
- [Finding out that they're getting divorced]
- Oliver Rose: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
- Barbara Rose: Best your money can buy!
- Barbara Rose: Get out of the car, honey!
- Oliver Rose: You're gonna have to kill me.
- Barbara Rose: I mean it, Oliver.
- Oliver Rose: You don't have *guts*! C'mon!
- Oliver Rose: What the hell is wrong with you?
- Gavin: [cut to interior of Gavin's office] If you're with a woman for any length of time, eventually you'll ask her that question.
- Oliver Rose: [mistakenly almost hits Susan with the thrown chair] Oh, I'm sorry, Susan. I thought you were Barbara.
- Oliver Rose: Barbara, Susan is here. She wants to know if you are all right.
- Barbara Rose: Never felt better.
- Oliver Rose: [opens the door for Susan] Thank you for dropping by, Susan.
- Susan: Will you go outside with me, Mr. Rose?
- Oliver Rose: Let's go.
- [pauses]
- Oliver Rose: Wait a minute, I forgot something.
- Susan: What?
- Oliver Rose: Barbara!
- [shuts the door in front of her nose]