Cynthia Geary credited as playing...
Shelly Marie Tambo • Sally
- Shelly Tambo Vincoeur: This shower's just got to be the most totally, perfect, bitchin' thing. I mean, a babe, you know, she spends her whole life just waiting for this. The big M. Holy matrimony. When you're a little kid, you watch everybody's older sister get hitched and you think, GOD when is it going to be my turn? When am I going to get to walk down that aisle? Be queen for a day. Everybody saying how hot you look and your mom crying. And your squeeze standing there in a powder blue tux looking all cute and scared. And then those words. "I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."
- [Shelly sees her skin peeling]
- Shelly Tambo Vincoeur: God! What's happening to me? I look like Swamp Thing!
- Shelly Tambo Vincoeur: And we're going to have this transitory cow fling thing right here in Cicely?