Thomas Haden Church credited as playing...
Lowell Mather
- Brian Hackett: Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
- Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30
- Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
- Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
- Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
- Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
- Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich.
- Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
- Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
- Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get?
- Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot.
- Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full?
- Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island
- [leaves quickly]
- Joe Hackett: Lowell, where you going?
- Lowell Mather: Oh, to clear my mind.
- Roy Biggins: Shouldn't take long. One good sneeze ought to do it.
- Lowell Mather: I've had this nagging feeling all day that I'm forgetting something.
- Roy Biggins: My guess is you get that feeling a lot.
- Lowell Mather: There must be a really good movie playing. She keeps calling me asking if I'm up for a little matinée.
- Casey Chappel Davenport: How many of those have you drunk?
- Lowell Mather: Let's see, the machine holds 40... 80!
- Lowell Mather: I'm actually a lot like a camel. I can go for months without water.
- Roy Biggins: You've only gone twelve hours; you're *way* too much like a camel already.
- Lowell Mather: I give blood all the time. Just between you and me, Roy, I'll do anything for a sugar cookie.
- Helen: [Helen is leaving Lowell in charge of the restaurant counter as she heads out of work early] You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?
- Lowell Mather: Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?
- Helen: Uh, I would really rather not say.
- Lowell Mather: Aw, come on.
- Helen: Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN.
- Lowell Mather: Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y.