Jeff Bergman credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Elmer Fudd • Daffy Duck
- Daffy Duck: Seven bucks for a movie! The price for an evening of puerile entertainment is preposterous! I could better spend an evening in the library, which is why I always carry this.
- [Elmer and Daffy bursts through the "That's All Folks!" ending card to escape out of the movie]
- Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Bugs Bunny: And That's All, Folks.
- [Bugs escapes from Daffy and Elmer]
- Daffy Duck: After him!
- [Daffy and Elmer chase after Bugs, but Bugs spills butter all over the floor and Daffy and Elmer are slipping on the butter]
- Elmer Fudd: Sneak into my theater will you, you wasically wabbit?
- Daffy Duck: "Wabbit?" Pardon, mon frere, but this is the rabbit you seek. I'm no rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.
- Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters.
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, but not above sneak - -
- [to Elmer]
- Daffy Duck: Are you going to stand around jabbering all day? Catch this guy!
- [Elmer is chasing Bugs]
- Daffy Duck: Attaboy, Robespierre! Capture the scoundrel! Let justice prevail!
- [Bugs is disguised as a snack bar attendant]
- Elmer Fudd: Say, have you seen a wabbit wun by here?
- Bugs Bunny: No I haven't, Mac, but what can I get ya?
- Elmer Fudd: Well, I am kinda hungwy...
- [Daffy slaps his forehead]
- Elmer Fudd: Having a warge popcorn.
- [Bugs gives Elmer a large box of popcorn]
- Elmer Fudd: And a medium soft dwink.
- [Bugs gives Elmer a medium sized soda]
- [Bugs is still disguised as a snack bar attendant]
- Daffy Duck: Look, my little gluttonous friend does anything here appear to be out of the ordinary?
- Elmer Fudd: They're all out of gum dwops?
- [Daffy and Elmer have been sent flying into a movie]
- Daffy Duck: Hey! We're in pictures!
- [a Jason Voorhees-look alike appears and revs his chainsaw]
- Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd: AAHH!
- Daffy Duck: Let me out of here!
- Elmer Fudd: Let me out of here!
- Daffy Duck: Wah-ha-ha-ha!
- Elmer Fudd: Let us out of here!
- [Bugs is in the audience watching]
- Bugs Bunny: It takes a miracle to get into pictures, and now these two jokers wanna get out.
- Daffy Duck: Let me make it easy you, Sherlock. This is the rabbit.
- Elmer Fudd: Hey, you're right.
- [Bugs runs away]
- Daffy Duck: After him!
- Bugs Bunny: Ask me to leave? what about you? Where's your ticket, Mac.
- Elmer Fudd: Me, I don't a ticket.
- Bugs Bunny: No ticket?
- Elmer Fudd: It must be here someplace.
- Bugs Bunny: No ticket, eh, Well you've got one now. You know how fast were coming down to that aisle?
- Elmer Fudd: No, officer.
- Bugs Bunny: real fast. And weaving. And you've got one headlight. Why there might've been kids playing in the aisle. You're in some big trouble, that's all I know.
- Elmer Fudd: Oh, Mr. officer, sir, please give break. you see, I was just - hey, you're that screwy rabbit that snuck in here.
- Movie Actor: It's matter if it's dangerous, huh? I was born in Brooklyn, I dropped out of school in Brooklyn, and now I'm gonna be ready to die for Brooklyn.
- Movie actress: Benny, I love you.
- [Bugs munched on his carrot]
- Elmer Fudd: Ssshhhh.
- [Elmer points his flashlight at Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, doc?
- Elmer Fudd: Excuse me, but you have to be qwiet or - hey, I didn't see you come in. If you've haven't got a ticket, I must ask you to weave.
- Elmer Fudd: Having a warge popcorn.
- [Bugs gives Elmer a large box of popcorn]
- Elmer Fudd: And a medium soft drink.
- [Bugs gives Elmer a medium-sized soda]