Iggy Pop credited as playing...
Belvedere Rickettes
- Ramona Rickettes: Cry-Baby, when you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry-Baby?
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You sure did, Uncle Belvedere.
- Ramona Rickettes: Yeah well, you're the future now, boy. You're the only future for this god-forsaken family. And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy. I want you to sing your heart out! You can show him now, Belvedere. This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry-Baby.
- [it's a motorcycle; everyone says "Wow"]
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere, you've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore! And guess what? I met a girl!
- [Allison and The Whiffles finish singing "Mr. Sandman"... Uncle Belvidere whisks Allison down a rope]
- Milton Hackett: Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours...
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: You sang with the squares, now sing with the drape!
- [everyone cheers]
- Baldwin: We'll get married and live in Suburbia. I love you Allison
- Allison: I don't want to hurt you Baldwin.
- Lenora Frigid: [snatches toy baby away from little girl] I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. Wave to Allison.
- Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: You may be a square Lenora, but you're still a tramp.
- [Mrs. Vernon-Williams turns to look at Allison]
- Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.
- Allison: [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer, Won't you let my man go free? Please, Mr. Jailer, Won't you let my man go free? He don't belong in prison, Though he's guilty as can be, But the only crime he's guilty of, Is simply loving me...
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: Today's a special day for me and your grandmother. We've been together ten whole years.
- Ramona Rickettes: I'm just so proud of all my drape children! Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!
- Wanda: I wish you and Belvedere were my parents.
- Ramona Rickettes: Now Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be: you're young, stupid, and... mean!
- Milton Hackett: We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona.
- Ramona Rickettes: And Hatchet-face, oh honey! You're just like me. Now, you put the T in tough! So hard you could've been eating nails for breakfast! But that's the way a woman's got to be these days.
- Hatchet-Face: I'd kick a square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes!
- Ramona Rickettes: Oh, this is the best gang my grandson could ever have!