Susan Tyrrell credited as playing...
Ramona Rickettes
- Ramona Rickettes: Cry-Baby, when you was a boy, you had to be the man of this family.
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: But I taught you how to dress, didn't I, Cry-Baby?
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You sure did, Uncle Belvedere.
- Ramona Rickettes: Yeah well, you're the future now, boy. You're the only future for this god-forsaken family. And I want you to go out there tonight and sing, boy. I want you to sing your heart out! You can show him now, Belvedere. This took a lot of hubcaps, Cry-Baby.
- [it's a motorcycle; everyone says "Wow"]
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Grandmother, Uncle Belvedere, you've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore! And guess what? I met a girl!
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: Today's a special day for me and your grandmother. We've been together ten whole years.
- Ramona Rickettes: I'm just so proud of all my drape children! Oh Wanda, you sure is pretty in them tight clothes, all painted up like trash!
- Wanda: I wish you and Belvedere were my parents.
- Ramona Rickettes: Now Milton, boy, you are everything a man should be: you're young, stupid, and... mean!
- Milton Hackett: We're gonna play some cool music for you tonight, Ramona.
- Ramona Rickettes: And Hatchet-face, oh honey! You're just like me. Now, you put the T in tough! So hard you could've been eating nails for breakfast! But that's the way a woman's got to be these days.
- Hatchet-Face: I'd kick a square's ass for you in a minute, Mrs. Rickettes!
- Ramona Rickettes: Oh, this is the best gang my grandson could ever have!
- Ramona Rickettes: And now, the baddest baby of them all, the man you came here fer, the big boo-hoo, the terrible teardrop, ladies and gentlemen, my grandson, Cry-Baby!
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: [singing] Well, one for all and all for one, And all we want is to have some fun...