Kim Webb credited as playing...
Lenora Frigid
- Milton Hackett: Looks like somebody lost their laundry.
- Lenora Frigid: Hello Cry-Baby. You've scorched me, man.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Later, Lenora.
- Lenora Frigid: But Cry-baby, I need a date for tonight's Jukebox Jamboree.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Well, I'm solo, sugar.
- Lenora Frigid: [offering to show her breasts] Wanna see these gunboats? I give, Cry-baby. I give bare second on the first date.
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Use your mentality and cool down!
- Wanda: Yeah, Lenora, your bosoms ain't nothin'!
- Hatchet-Face: Better watch it, bozo! You might catch a cold!
- Pepper: My brother wouldn't touch your titties with a ten-foot pole. He likes his women bad, Lenora, not cheap!
- [Allison and The Whiffles finish singing "Mr. Sandman"... Uncle Belvidere whisks Allison down a rope]
- Milton Hackett: Allison Vernon-Williams, the decision is yours...
- Uncle Belvedere Rickettes: You sang with the squares, now sing with the drape!
- [everyone cheers]
- Baldwin: We'll get married and live in Suburbia. I love you Allison
- Allison: I don't want to hurt you Baldwin.
- Lenora Frigid: [snatches toy baby away from little girl] I had my baby. Isn't he cute? I'm a square now. Wave to Allison.
- Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: You may be a square Lenora, but you're still a tramp.
- [Mrs. Vernon-Williams turns to look at Allison]
- Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Allison, pick the man who loves you the most.
- Allison: [singing] Please, Mr. Jailer, Won't you let my man go free? Please, Mr. Jailer, Won't you let my man go free? He don't belong in prison, Though he's guilty as can be, But the only crime he's guilty of, Is simply loving me...
- Lenora Frigid: [to the reporters] Boy, do I have a story for you!
- Reporter: How does it feel to be a juvenile delinquent?
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: It feels good, man! I've never been so happy in my life!
- [Lenora runs up and throws her arms around Cry-baby right before he's taken away]
- Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Lenora, you filthy hag! I wouldn't let you shine my boots! Allison's my girl! A-L-L-I-S-O-N fellas!
- Reporter: When did he propose?
- Lenora Frigid: Just last night. You see, I'm pregnant with his child. Well, you know that Cry-baby is an orphan. He wants his baby to have a real family... the family that he himself never had.