Jackie Chan credited as playing...
Asian Hawk • Condor • Jackie
- Ada: [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...
- Jackie Condor: It's me you idiot
- [he sighs painfully]
- Jackie Condor: IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.
- Ada: [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.
- Elsa: [while being chased by one guard] Jackie! Save us!
- Jackie Condor: [while fighting five guards] I'm busy!
- Jackie Condor: [while holding a gun to his head and threatening to kill him, but the guards betrayed Adolf] You call my bluff. I'll count to three. Drop your guns or he's dead. 1,2... 3
- [He throws the gun down]
- Jackie Condor: Well, he wins.
- Adolf's Guard #1: If you don't kill him I will.
- Jackie Condor: [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.
- Ada: Where's the last one.
- Adolf's Guard #1: [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.
- Adolf: I'm the eighteenth guard.
- Man with Stolen Clothes: [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.
- Jackie Condor: [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.
- Man with Stolen Clothes: Who wants gold, we want water.
- Jackie Condor: [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left
- [they fight over it]
- Jackie Condor: it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.
- Ada: I never thought I would see people fighting over water.
- Man with Stolen Clothes: [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!
- Jackie Condor: I suggest that we get together and look for it.
- [to Ada]
- Jackie Condor: Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?
- Ada: I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.
- Elsa: No, I think we should go this way.
- Jackie Condor: No, we have to listen to our desert expert.
- Man with Stolen Clothes: Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.
- Ada: [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.
- Man with Stolen Clothes: The gods must be angry with us.
- Jackie Condor: [looking at the bomb] What, we only have twenty minutes?
- Ada: We were trying to help and then Elsa had to press that button.
- Elsa: [after he snuk into her house and has a bad guy pinned down, to Jackie] Who are you?
- Jackie Condor: [to the bad guy] Who are you?
- Elsa: I asked you first.
- Jackie Condor: Let me ask first
- [to bad guy]
- Jackie Condor: who are you?
- Jackie Condor: [walks up to ask a man for his motorcycle and accidentally points a gun at the man] Hey you there
- [he runs away thinking he is going to shoot him]
- Jackie Condor: no wait.