Judy Grafe credited as playing...
Newscaster
- [Jeffrey watches the recorded news tape of his wife's death]
- Newscaster: What began as a birthday barbecue ended in a bizarre tragedy in Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey today. It was this power mower that brought a quick end to the life of 21-year old, bride-to-be, Elizabeth Shelley. Like wood through a mulcher, the girthful fiance disappeared beneath the blades of the berserk mower that sent her personality raining down upon the birthday revelers. In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad, a salad that police are still trying to gather up, a salad that was once named Elizabeth.
- Newscaster: But death by lawnmower is not the end of the strange twists in THIS case.
- Detective Anderson: 'Course, it's hard to be real specific at this point, but yes, apparently parts of her are missing.
- Newscaster: Do you know which parts or how many?
- Detective Anderson: Uhh... like I said, it's hard to be real specific... at this point. She's just one giant jigsaw puzzle.
- Newscaster: Jigsaw puzzle?
- Detective Anderson: Jigsaw puzzle.