Steven Seagal credited as playing...
Mason Storm
- Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
- Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
- [Storm fires a shot between the Senator's legs]
- Mason Storm: I missed! I never miss! They must have been smaller than I thought!
- Mason Storm: How do you like this, Vernon? I'd like to kill you so bad I can barely contain myself. But I've been thinking. Death is far too merciful a fate for you. So what I'm going to do is... put you in prison. A nice petite white boy like you in a federal penitentiary... Let me just put it this way, I don't think you'll be able to remain anal-retentive for very long.
- Mason Storm: So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?
- Counterman: The Oscars?
- Mason Storm: Yeah, the Oscars.
- Counterman: I hate the Oscars.
- Mason Storm: You're not having a good time, huh?
- Counterman: I mean, who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
- Mason Storm: Yeah?
- Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.
- Youth: [eyeing the shot-up Jeep Storm's driving] How hot is it, homes?
- Mason Storm: Smokin'
- Youth: You got it!
- [they switch vehicles]
- Felicia Storm: If people knew how sweet you are, they'd never be scared of you... I'm not scared of you.
- Mason Storm: Maybe you should be.
- [the owner of Mason Storm's former house enters a room where Storm has caused a mess]
- Mason Storm: I'm sorry, but your contractor's doing a lousy job.
- [a shotgun is pointed at Mason Storm]
- Shotgun Punk: What are you grinning at, huh?
- Mason Storm: Well, you know... there's only four of you guys, and... you only have one shot left in here. You know?
- Felicia Storm: There's blood on your shirt.
- Mason Storm: It's not my blood, so you don't have to worry, do you?
- Punk: I'm gonna cut your fucking heart out!
- Mason Storm: Yeah? Well, come and cut my heart out, okay? Come and cut my heart out!
- [a knife-wielding punk wants to cut Mason, but Mason is holding a shotgun]
- Mason Storm: Oh, I know what you're thinking. Mine's bigger than yours, right? It's not fair.
- Mason Storm: [Mason has a gun drawn, looking for Senator Trent] Oh, Vernon? Are you behind the painting?
- [steps into the next room]
- Mason Storm: Come on out, Vernon... No, you're not under the bed... You're so good at this, Vernon.
- Mason Storm: You give me this beard.
- Andy Stewart: Yeah.
- [both start laughing]
- Andy Stewart: Well, you tried.
- [Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him]
- Mason Storm: You ever been to China town.
- Andy Stewart: Yeah, why?
- Mason Storm: These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.
- Andy Stewart: Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.
- Mason Storm: Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher.
- [he imitiates the teacher]
- Mason Storm: He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy."
- [both looking at each other]
- Mason Storm: We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind.
- Mason Storm: Who are you?
- Danny: My name is Danny. I'm the physical therapist. I'm going to give you a massage, take you down the hall, and make you feel all right, okay?
- Mason Storm: Get the fuck out of here.
- Danny: Okay, don't worry about anything. I'm just going to take you down the hall.