Harry Anderson: Richie Tozier

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Richie Tozier

Bill Denbrough: [reading a paper] He th-th-thrusts hi-his fists...
Ben Hanscom: [takes the paper] "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." That's all it says, over and over.
Bill Denbrough: [stuttering heavily] My m-m-m-om g-gave me that to to to... sttttt! to help with my st-st-st-stutter!
Richie Tozier: No offense pal, it ain't workin'.
[Bill looks at him, and Richie blows him a kiss]

Richie Tozier: Don't talk. You're gonna be fine, Spaghetti-Man.
Eddie Kaspbrak: Richie, please. For the last time, don't call me that. You know how I...

Richie Tozier: I hope that someone remembered to bring something useful, like a machine gun.
Bev Marsh: [holding up slingshot] I brought this. It's the only thing I saved from those days.
Ben Hanscom: I remember you were a dead shot, Bev.
Eddie Kaspbrak: Couldn't miss.
Ben Hanscom: It was like it was supposed to be, Bev. Remember? You hit the clown, Pennywise, in the head. It broke open.
Bev Marsh: And underneath it was a light.
Ben Hanscom: Bright lights.
Bill Denbrough: Dead lights.

Richie Tozier: I just flew in from L.A., and boy is my tail-section tired... We're hot tonight, it's great to be back here in Derry, breathing in that old Derry Air. Eddie, get all of their names, I want to put them on my Christmas mailer, no, Denbrough there, let's put him on my Norman Mailer.
[He puts Eddie in a head-lock]
Richie Tozier: . I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had.
[Turns Eddie face-up]
Richie Tozier: . Wait a minute! He IS the brother I never had!
Mike: Beep beep Richie. Hello, Stan? Is this the Uris residence? I'm trying to get hold of Stan Uris... Oh... thank you. Thank you very much.
[hangs up telephone]
Mike: Stan is dead. He cut his wrists in the bathtub right after I phoned him.

Mike: ...If you want to see Henry Bowers, you'll find him up at Juniper Hills.
Bev Marsh: Ever since the trial where he confessed to all the murders of all the children.
Ben Hanscom: He was down there with us, down there in the sewer.
Richie Tozier: That creep was going to kill Stan.
Eddie Kaspbrak: He was going to kill us all.
Bill Denbrough: I remember when they pulled him out, his hair had turned white...
Ben Hanscom: He was babbling about a bright light...
Bev Marsh: ...and a clown.
Mike: And no one believed him.
Bill Denbrough: Except when he said that he murdered all the kids.

Richie Tozier: Listen, kids. This campfire stuff is fun, it really is, but it doesn't matter how painstakingly we go over these sewer plans or how many damn flashlights or helmets you've got in that box. When the sun comes up, I'm dust, and I would suggest that you follow me and get the hell out of Dodge!

Richie Tozier: [Bill, Ben, Beverly and Eddie are about to go into the sewers to kill It] Oh, come on guys. What the hell are you gonna do now? Sing Kumbaya? Wake up! Take a breath! Do you smell that? That's death. It's not for Stan. It's not for Mike. It's not for Henry Bowers. It's for us. It's in the air. Losers fight It, losers die And you know that, don't you Captain?

Richie Tozier: well sports fan its ben a real hoot but i got a flight out of here at 6 am. and i am out of here forever i will remember all of you fondly.