Ford Sterling credited as playing...
Ed Bondell
- Ed Bondell: Hey. Who do you want?
- Jeff Morgan: A gentleman wants to see Miss Hartley?
- Ed Bondell: What gentleman?
- Jeff Morgan: Newt Wampler. One of the richest men in this town.
- Ed Bondell: Oh, a Stage Door John, eh?
- Mal Thorne: Oh, Ed, could you let me have a little advance?
- Ed Bondell: What for?
- Hattie Hartley: Oriole's gotta have some more cod liver oil.
- Ed Bondell: What does she do, bathe in it?
- Ed Bondell: Well, there's a chance for us all to get some money.
- Hattie Hartley: How?
- Ed Bondell: A fella comin' in to see you.
- Hattie Hartley: Who?
- Ed Bondell: Name's Wampler, and they say he's a big splash in this town.
- Hattie Hartley: What does he want?
- Ed Bondell: I don't know, unless you've gone and snagged yourself a John.
- Hattie Hartley: Oh, be yourself.
- Ed Bondell: Ah, Hattie, it means as much to yourself and the troop as it does to me, and all you got to do to help us all out is to kid this fella along a little. Come on, what do say?
- Hattie Hartley: Well, I'll do what I can, but I don't...
- Ed Bondell: That's all I ask. Just do what you can. He's just ripe for some Jane to vamp.
- Ed Bondell: Why, that guy was a cinch, if you'd just led him on a little and made him think he could make you.
- Mal Thorne: You can't fire me.
- Ed Bondell: Who says I can't? Your Legree ain't so good we can't get along without ya.
- Mal Thorne: Well, maybe not. Yeah, but just the same, you owe me money, and I'm gonna keep right on workin' till you pay me.