John Roche credited as playing...
Sheridan
- Gaylord Stanton: A lady is in distress.
- Sheridan: Good! That's where most of them belong, only I spell it with an "h".
- Gaylord Stanton: Gentlemen, the lady is young, very lovely to look upon.
- Reggie Durant: Ah, that's different. Very different!
- Reggie Durant: When I was a little boy, I pulled the braids of the coachman's daughter, and I was severely punished for it. I still like to play with girls.
- Sheridan: With or without braids.
- Reggie Durant: What have you been doing with yourself, Sheridan?
- Mrs. Graham: Don't bother him. He's suffering.
- Reggie Durant: With gout?
- Mrs. Graham: No, mental cruelty. His wife left him.
- Reggie Durant: I thought your life was filled with flowers and canary birds?
- Sheridan: One of the canaries started to sing.
- Reggie Durant: Too bad, Sheridan, too bad.
- Miss Munson: Yes. I guess he'll have to marry me now.
- Sheridan: And a dirty shame. It'll bust up a swell romance.