Porter Hall credited as playing...
Hiram F. Jenkins
- Hiram F. Jenkins: How much time we got before we go to press?
- Hank Rinebow: Twenty minutes. We've got to bust up the front page.
- Hiram F. Jenkins: Why?
- Hank Rinebow: The Archduke Ferdinand has just been assassinated at Sarajevo.
- Hiram F. Jenkins: Tut tut. Did he have a family?
- Hank Rinebow: It might mean war.
- Hiram F. Jenkins: Oh, get out, get out.
- Hank Rinebow: You need to sit there and tell me you're not going to print it?
- Hiram F. Jenkins: That's exactly what I mean. The 'Record' circulates in Underwood, not Serbia. I'm writing the story of the fastest aeroplane in the world, made by three Underwood citizens - that's news!