Louise Closser Hale credited as playing...
Mrs. Schuyler
- Mrs. Schuyler: [Anne is reading the newspaper] What does it say about the reception last night?
- Anne Schuyler: Oh, the usual thing: blah, blah, blah attended the blah blah and wore the same blah blah things.
- Mrs. Schuyler: Oh, its a good thing your father passed away before he saw insanity ravage the family. I can't imagine what made you do such a thing. A reporter! Of all things, a reporter! A barbarian who lets his socks come down.
- Mrs. Schuyler: If you had to make a fool of yourself, why didn't you tell it to her, instead of writing?
- Michael Schuyler: Because I couldn't get her on the phone.
- Mrs. Schuyler: Imbecile!
- Anne Schuyler: You should have known better than to write, Romeo. I found that out a long time ago.
- Mrs. Schuyler: I should say you had. At the rate you two are going, we'll have to leave the country to save our faces!
- Anne Schuyler: Splendid, Mother! Let's hop over to Monte Carlo. It's a great place to save a face!
- Mrs. Schuyler: The man's insane!
- Stew Smith: Sure, I'm insane, but I got some good news for you. This magnolia is leaving your sweet-smelling vanilla joint! This bird in a cage is gonna button his own pants from now on. And that's what's known as telling the mother-in-law!