Stan Laurel credited as playing...
Stan Laurel
- Stan: [whistles] Hey, Ollie!
- Ollie: [walks out of the house and looks up at him] What?
- Stan: There's somebody home.
- Ollie: Are they up there?
- Stan: No, I heard them coming up the stairs.
- Ollie: You heard them coming up... Why stupid, that was me!
- Stan: That was you?
- Ollie: Why certainly.
- Stan: Well how'd you get in the house?
- Ollie: Well I was standing on the ladder while you were pulling the piano up and the block and tack...
- [angrily throws his hat up at Stan]
- Ollie: Get back in there! Throw me my hat!
- [Stan randomly grabs a hat and tosses it down, unknowingly it is his own]
- Ollie: "Heard'em coming up the stairs."
- Policeman: Say, what do you mean by molesting that girl?
- Ollie: Who, me?
- Policeman: Yes, you.
- Ollie: Why I was just...
- [the policeman kicks him]
- Policeman: Now let that be a lesson to ya.
- [walks away]
- Stan: Are you going to stand for that?
- Ollie: Say listen, if he'd have said one more word to me, I would've...
- [notices the policeman had returned; laughs nervously]
- Policeman: [kicks Ollie again] Now let that be *another* lesson.
- [chucks him under the chin with the head of his truncheon]
- Stan: Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?
- Policeman: What do you mean bounding over my step?
- Ollie: Why, he means overstepping your bounds.
- [laughs nervously]
- Policeman: Oh.
- [hits Stan on head with his truncheon]
- Policeman: Now let that be a lesson to you!
- [pokes him in the stomach]
- Stan: Ooh!