Eugene Butler credited as playing...
Country Politician
- [first lines]
- Country Politician: I promise if elected, I will go to Washington as a servant of the people and not as a puppet! And furthermore, my fellow Americans, this practice of castor-oil consumption must be defeated!
- Corrupt Politician: Welcome to Washington, Senator. Boys, meet Senator Clodbuster.
- Country Politician: Howdy, boys. Meet my little sis.
- Corrupt Politician: How do you do?
- Corrupt Politician: Now, Senator, about this castor-oil business...
- Country Politician: No!
- Corrupt Politician: Now, let's see, Senator, you can have wealth, fine clothes, anything!
- Country Politician: I'm not for sale! Scram!
- Corrupt Politician: Now, Senator, don't get mad.
- Country Politician: Scram, all of you!
- Polly Tix: Hello, I'm Polly Tix. They sent me over here to entertain you. I think you're wonderful.
- Country Politician: Away!
- Polly Tix: Well, if you feel that way about it, I'll go.
- Country Politician: Wait!
- Country Politician: I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! You're gorgeous, you're ravishing! I'm nuts about you.
- Polly Tix: Ah, but I'm expensive.
- Country Politician: Alas, I'm a poor man!
- Polly Tix: But you can have every luxury if you vote for those oil fields.
- Country Politician: No, no!
- Polly Tix: Oh, come now, you can be had.
- Country Politician: For shame! That a creature of your charm should be the tool of an unscrupulous politician! You have ruined me!
- Polly Tix: No, no, it's not too late, believe me.
- [last lines]
- Polly Tix: What is he looking for?
- Country Politician: Hey, what are you looking for?
- Other Politician: Prosperity.
- Polly Tix: Oh, prosperity is just around the corner!