Guy Kibbee credited as playing...
Joe Horn
- Mrs. Davidson: [complaining about the dancers] Mr. Horn, is this sort of thing general in your store?
- Joe Horn: Well, it's a general store, ma'am.
- Joe Horn: Friend, you'll behold here the last remnants of an earthly paradise. That's my quarrel with reformers. They won't let it alone.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Yes, I can readily see how a reformer might feel a little out-of-place here. Sort of like a schoolmarm waking up in a harem.
- Joe Horn: Everything goeth, everything returneth. Eternally rolleth the wheel of existence. Everything dieth, everything blossometh forth again. Eternally runeth on the year of existence. Thus sprach Zarathustra. Oh, good old Nietzsche.
- Joe Horn: I hear life's terrible back home in the States now.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: How so?
- Joe Horn: Everybody bein' made to behave.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Yes. We live in the day of the new Commandment: Thou shalt not enjoy thyself.
- Sadie Thompson: Mr. Horn, your climate's bum!
- Joe Horn: Sorry, Sadie, it's the best we got.
- Sadie Thompson: Oh, I'm not blamin' you.
- Sadie Thompson: You don't mind, do ya? Seein' we're here all by ourselves, if I sit down and have a skag with you boys?
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Not at all
- Joe Horn: Have a drink!
- Sergeant O'Hara: Has she wondered why I haven't been around?
- Joe Horn: No.
- Sergeant O'Hara: Didn't you tell her, you ol' pelican, that they had me in the brig?