Matt Moore credited as playing...
Dr. Macphail
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: [to Davidson] I've no doubt you've a sufficiently good opinion of yourself to bear mine with equanimity.
- Joe Horn: Friend, you'll behold here the last remnants of an earthly paradise. That's my quarrel with reformers. They won't let it alone.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Yes, I can readily see how a reformer might feel a little out-of-place here. Sort of like a schoolmarm waking up in a harem.
- Mrs. Macphail: Mrs. Davidson tells me she hasn't closed her eyes ever since that girl came to live under the same roof as her.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: The founder of her religion wasn't so squeamish.
- Joe Horn: I hear life's terrible back home in the States now.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: How so?
- Joe Horn: Everybody bein' made to behave.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Yes. We live in the day of the new Commandment: Thou shalt not enjoy thyself.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: By the way, Officer, I was wondering, what does Pago Pago mean?
- Steamship Officer: I don't think it means anything at all, sir.
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Well, it's certainly well named.
- Sadie Thompson: You don't mind, do ya? Seein' we're here all by ourselves, if I sit down and have a skag with you boys?
- Dr. Robert MacPhail: Not at all
- Joe Horn: Have a drink!