Maurice Chevalier credited as playing...
Dr. Andre Bertier
- Mitzi Olivier: I'll be waiting in a taxi on the next corner. Five minutes.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Impossible.
- Mitzi Olivier: Ten minutes.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Ridiculous.
- Mitzi Olivier: All right, fifteen minutes.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Positively maybe.
- Policeman in the Park: Come on. Come on. Where do you think you are? What are you doing? What's going on here?
- Dr. Andre Bertier: The French Revolution.
- Policeman in the Park: Hey! You can't make love in public.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: I can make love anywhere.
- Policeman in the Park: No, you can't!
- Colette Bertier: Oh, but, Officer, he can.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Darling!
- Colette Bertier: [singing] It's legal!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: It's swell.
- Colette Bertier: We don't have to hide in a secret rendezvous.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: In the best hotel we could get a suite for two.
- Colette Bertier: But it's not a sin!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: And it's full of spice.
- Colette Bertier: But it's lawful!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: And it's awful nice.
- Dr. Andre Bertier, Colette Bertier: What a little thing like a wedding ring can do...
- Colette Bertier: Darllng!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: That's for me. Sweetheart. That's for her. I'll be with you in a minute. That's for both of us. Vlve la France!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: [singing] I can squeeze you here, I can squeeze you there, And I'm never told to handle with care, I don't have to stop when I kiss your hand.
- Colette Bertier: It's lawful!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Oh, it's grand...
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Madame, I don't believe in making plans.
- Mitzi Olivier: Neither do I, monsieur. I leave everything to the moment.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: It's a very good place to live in.
- Mitzi Olivier: Tell me. Do you see anything wrong in us being alone together in this cab?
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Absolutely not.
- Mitzi Olivier: Neither do I. Two strange people of opposite sex, riding in a cab, sitting side by side.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: [singing] If I have to examine you, let me see your tongue.
- Mitzi Olivier: No, that's not the way to start, Put your head against my heart...
- Colette Bertier: [singing] While we love and laugh I go half and half with you.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: And we share delight that we're both entitled to.
- Colette Bertier: What is mine is yours. What is yours is mine.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: And It's lawful!
- Colette Bertier: And It's just divine...
- Mitzi Olivier: Darling, I'm not feeling very well.
- Professor Olivier: Why should you?
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Oh, no, Professor. Madame is in a very serious condition.
- Professor Olivier: Why - why shouldn't she be? Conditions are bad everywhere.
- Dr. Andre Bertier: I don't want to mix "musiness" with Bitzi. Business with Mitzi. Oh, Mitzi, Kitzi, Bitzi!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: [singing] It was late and she was lonely, And she begged for sympathy only, Now I ask you what would you do, In a case like that, If her head was on your shoulder, And she grew a little bit bolder, Oh, I ask you what would you do, With a girl like that...
- Dr. Andre Bertier: [singing] Come on, be honest, mister, If you saw her turn the light out, Would you get your hat and get right out, Now I ask you what would you do, That's what I did too...
- Dr. Andre Bertier: If I wanted to start something with Mademoiselle Martel would I do it here? Couldn't I call her to my office?
- Colette Bertier: So, that's what goes on in your office!
- Dr. Andre Bertier: Darling, we have been married for three years.
- Colette Bertier: And for three years, you've gone to your office every day!