Arthur Housman credited as playing...
Drunk
- Oliver: What's the matter, neighbor?
- Drunk: I los' the key to my car.
- Stanley Laurel: Can't you find it?
- Drunk: No. Thas' why I'm lookin'.
- Oliver: [Stan and the Drunk have fallen into the open sewer. Before Ollie can help them out, a patrolling officer approaches] Shh, here comes a policeman.
- Drunk: Fell down the grating.
- [Stan shushes him]
- Drunk: Oh pfffffffbt!
- [the policeman thinks Ollie blew a raspberry at him and whacks him on the shoulder with his truncheon]
- Stanley Laurel: [whispers] It's a policeman.
- Drunk: A policeman? Pfffffffffbt!
- [Enraged, the policeman chases Ollie around the block]
- Drunk: My room is upstairs to the left. Now, you palsies go and make yourself comfortable. I'll go and put the car away and then I'll make a little drink.
- Drunk: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Hawkins - the Butler: Might I ask what you're doing here?
- Drunk: Isn't this my house?
- Hawkins - the Butler: It certainly is not!
- Drunk: ...Ooh, maybe I better go then.
- Hawkins - the Butler: Maybe you had!