Charles Middleton credited as playing...
Prosecutor
- Prosecutor: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
- Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
- Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
- Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!
- Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?
- Prosecutor: That's irrelevant.
- Chicolini: Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa that answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus.
- Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born?
- Chicolini: I don't-a remember. I was just a little baby.
- Prosecutor: Isn't it true you tried to sell Freedonia's secret war code and plans?
- Chicolini: Sure, I sold a code and two pair of plans.
- Prosecutor: Chicolini, you're charged with high treason, and if found guilty, you'll be shot.
- Chicolini: I object.
- Prosecutor: You object? On what grounds?
- Chicolini: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
- Rufus T. Firefly: Objection sustained.
- Prosecutor: Your Excellency, you sustain the objection?
- Rufus T. Firefly: Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either. Why don't you object?