Sterling Holloway credited as playing...
Pinky - the Show's Author
- Patch Gallagher: You can't get by with that sort of thing today. You've gotta give 'em something out of modern everyday life. Something out of the city streets.
- Pinky - the Show's Author: I'll kill myself.
- Pinky - the Show's Author: Then, just what is your idea, Mr. Patch?
- Patch Gallagher: My idea would be to write a whole new show.
- Pinky - the Show's Author: Oh, you crucify me.
- Patch Gallagher: That's too bad, because it's going to be changed.
- Pinky - the Show's Author: You can't do that without our say-so...
- Patch Gallagher: It's in my contract that I don't have to put on a turkey. What I say goes.
- Pinky - the Show's Author: Mr. Gallagher, I might say that I've been expecting something like this.
- Pinky's Pal: Now, don't irritate Pinky--you know how he is.
- Patch Gallagher: Sure, sure. I know how he is. I had a cousin like him once. We had to shoot him.