Bing Crosby credited as playing...
Bill Williams
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: [singing] Out where they say, "Let us be gay," I'm going Hollywood. I'll ballyhoo greetings to you, I'm going Hollywood. Hey, while you sleepyheads are in that hay, I'll be dancing - I'm gonna be dancing with a sun-kissed baby. And I'm on my way - here's my beret, I'm going Hollywood!
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: [singing] There may be blondes and brunettes that are hard to resist, You surpass them like a queen, You got those lips that were meant to be kissed, And you're over sweet sixteen, Oh, beautiful girl, you're a gorgeous creature, Beautiful girl, let me call the preacher, If I had you, you'd be my dreams come true, I forgot the words, So that will have to do, Beautiful girl.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams, Sylvia Bruce: [singing] We'll make hay while the sun shines, We'll make love when it rains...
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Hey, come out of the clouds. Come down to earth. You're in Hollywood. Hollywood, California.
- Sylvia Bruce: Yes, I know. This is Hollywood, isn't it. Everything a motion picture set. It's all artificial. The costumes, the scenery, the people.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You're telling me.
- Sylvia Bruce: Yes, I'm telling you. You're just part of this. You belong here. Possibly you're just as fake as the scenery.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, you think so, huh?
- Sylvia Bruce: You're really no more sincere than those songs of yours about love and the moonlight or whatever else it is your crooning about. You're just a voice that croons about something that once was real. You're not real, Bill Williams. You're just a fake!
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: [singing] For you were born to be kissed, I can't resist, You are temptation and I am yours, Here is my heart, Take it and say we'll never part, I'm just a slave, only a slave, To you, temptation.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: How's my leadin' lady?
- Lili Yvonne: Oh, Billy, I feel terrible. I wish I had never left Paris. What did we drink last night?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, you mean that green stuff. What do you call it? Oh, absinthe. Oh, but, I liked it. Yes sir, I like everything French!
- Sylvia Bruce: Are you going somewhere?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Yes. I'm going to Hollywood.
- Sylvia Bruce: Oh, oh, that's too bad. But, why are you going?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: I'm going out there to make a movie. Don't you read the papers?
- Sylvia Bruce: No. And I don't go to movies very often either.
- Sylvia Bruce: I just came up here to thank you.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Thank me? For what?
- Sylvia Bruce: For what you did for me last night.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Last night? Where were you?
- Sylvia Bruce: I was at Miss Briarcroft's School.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Did I go to a school last night?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You know what that goofy press agent of mine did? He went out and cooked up a big send off for me. You know, me no like big send offs. Me very smart boy! Me sneak on train.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You're the Director of the picture! You tell 'em about it. Tell 'em it's gigantic, terrific, stupendous! Tell 'em it's barely colossal.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Hey, Rasputin!
- Rasputin: Yes sah?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: I gotta study my French lesson. Will you hang a don't disturb sign on my door?
- Rasputin: Yes sah!
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Okay. Je vous aime. I love you!
- Rasputin: Me?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, no, Rasputin. It's in deh book 'ere.
- [Rasputin laughs]
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Bon jouwa. Bon jouwa! Bon jouwa.
- Sylvia Bruce: Bon jour, Monsieur. It isn't "bon jouwa." It's bon jour!
- Sylvia Bruce: I'm terribly in love with you. Yes. And I wondered, what are we going to do about it?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: What are *we* going to do about it?
- Sylvia Bruce: Yes, it's an awful problem, isn't it?
- Sylvia Bruce: Remember, Monsieur Williams, it's 'bon jour' and not 'bon jouwa.' And the next thing to remember is 'au revoir.'
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: What does that mean?
- Sylvia Bruce: It means: till we met again. Au revoir.
- Lili Yvonne: [showing her nails] Here, you like?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Me like-a very much. Oh, them very sharp though.
- Lili Yvonne: Yes and if you don't be good boy...
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, me be very, very, *very* good boy.
- Lili Yvonne: You no look at other girls?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, no. Me like only Lili!
- Lili Yvonne: Oh, oui?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oui-oui-oui. Oui! Oui.
- Sylvia Bruce: [disguised in blackface on the movie set] Ain't chu got nice hands, Massah Williams. You ought to let me tell your fortune.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Well, some other time, please.
- Sylvia Bruce: Yeah suh! A mighty interestin' hand. You know what, Massah Williams?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: What?
- Sylvia Bruce: You on to bad influence. Theys a fo-reign woman in your life.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You don't tell me?
- Sylvia Bruce: Yeah suh! But che ain't the one you gonna marry.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: No?
- Sylvia Bruce: No, suh! You gonna marry a blonde. A blonde girl is very much in love with you. You know anybody like that?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: No.
- Sylvia Bruce: Oh, you big liar! You do too!
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: What did she say?
- Ernest P. Baker: She says: no!
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You know what she needs?
- Ernest P. Baker: Yes. But...
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: A good punch in the nose.
- Lili Yvonne: Oh, Billy, you would hit me?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: You bet I would!
- Lili Yvonne: But, why?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Because of the way you're acting!
- Lili Yvonne: But, what have I done to you?
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: Oh, that's not the point.
- Lili Yvonne: Oh, Billy. Billy, hit me.
- Bill 'Billy' Williams: No.
- Lili Yvonne: Why not?