Ned Sparks credited as playing...
Barney Hopkins
- Trixie Lorraine: Isn't there going to be any comedy in the show?
- Barney Hopkins: Oh, plenty! The gay side, the hard-boiled side, the cynical and funny side of the depression! I'll make 'em laugh at you starving to death, honey. It'll be the funniest thing you ever did.
- Trixie Lorraine: What's the show about?
- Barney Hopkins: It's all about the Depression.
- Carol King: We won't have to rehearse that.
- Barney Hopkins: Who are you?
- The Kentucky Hillbillies: The Kentucky Hillbillies.
- Barney Hopkins: Who?
- The Kentucky Hillbillies: The Kentucky Hillbillies.
- Kentucky Hillbilly #1: Singing!
- Kentucky Hillbilly #2: Dancing!
- Kentucky Hillbilly #3: Music!
- Kentucky Hillbilly #4: Wisecracks!
- Barney Hopkins: Do you know Your Old Kentucky Home?
- The Kentucky Hillbillies: You said it!
- Barney Hopkins: Scram right back there! Your old mammy is waiting for ya.
- The Kentucky Hillbillies: We get it.