Mary Moder credited as playing...
Fiddler Pig
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: Who's there?
- Wolf: I'm a poor little sheep with no place to sleep. Please open the door and let me in.
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chin. You can't fool us with that old sheepskin.
- Fifer Pig: I'll punch him in the nose.
- Fiddler Pig: I'll tie him in a knot.
- Fifer Pig: I'll kick him in the chin.
- Fiddler Pig: We'll put him on the spot.
- [Both make machine gun sounds]
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: [singing] Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
- Fiddler Pig: I build my house of sticks / I build my house of twigs / With a hey-diddle-diddle / I play on the fiddle / And dance all kinds of jigs.
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: [singing] He don't take no time to play, time to play, time to play, / All he does is work all day...
- [fife and fiddle play]
- Practical Pig: You can play and laugh and fiddle. / Don't think you could make me sore. / I'll be safe and you'll be sorry / when the wolf comes through your door.