Nat Pendleton credited as playing...
Shoots Magiz
- Mary Magiz: I'm disappointed in you Mr. Shoots.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Well, baby, what's the matter?
- Mary Magiz: Just because you know the backer of the show, doesn't mean you can take liberties. Some of us happen to value our privacies.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: What's the matter with me? I'm daffy over you, honey. The only reason I bought a piece of this show was so's I could be around and get more of a flash of you.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: I can't get married. I'm in one racket already. She's got me so daffy about her, I don't know what to do.
- Mary Magiz: Shoots, you can't take your shoes off in a place like this!
- Mirabelle: They do in Japan.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Now, see, Japan.
- Mary Magiz: Well, they eat raw fish in Japan too!
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Your job is to take care of Mary.
- Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham: Oh, no! I get paid to take care of you and nobody else.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Don't argue with me. There's a hundred dollar bonus in it for you!
- Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham: Oh, that's different. Come on, ladies. Come with Papa.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Well, babykins, how are you doin'?
- Mary Magiz: I want to talk to you alone. Would you mind coming to the room?
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Would I mind? Early to bed, as George Washington said.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Hey, get up off that bed! Where's your manners?
- Daniel J. Dingle: Oh, Shoots, you know I always go for something soft.
- Mary Magiz: Office Boy, I don't think we'll need you any more.
- Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham: Okay. Well, so long. Be careful while you're over there, now, Shoots.
- Mary Magiz: Don't worry. I'm taking him.
- Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham: Yes. Yes, I know.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: Isn't that nice. Lambikins is takin' me.
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: She's class! I want you to beat it up there and kinda stick around, keep her company for awhile.
- Jimmie 'Office Boy' Burnham: Say, what am I? A lady's maid?
- William T. 'Shoots' Magiz: What about Mary?
- Daniel J. Dingle: I'm not saying I didn't go for her before you copped her off. Now, she's your wife! And that's just the same as though she was dynamite. You never caught me fooling around with dynamite, did ya?