Douglas Fairbanks credited as playing...
Don Juan
- Don Juan: Marriage is like a beleaguered city. Those that are out want to get in; those that are in want to get out.
- Don Juan: Lovely? When did you tell her that she was lovely? When did you send her a basket of flowers? When did you whisper words that sent shivers up-and-down her spine? Not for years. Because, you were married. You just owned her. Like a monkey, a fiddle! So that a miserable bungler could come and take her away from you. Why should a lovely wife be faithful to you? Clown! Yokel! Boob! Husband!
- Don Juan: What divine hair. And those two lovely stars. Just a little frightened, gazing at me. You baffle me. Once again I'm just a frightened child. Oh, I could kill you for being so attractive.
- Antonita, a Dancer of Passionate Temperament: What a fool I was! What a fool!
- Don Juan: Why?
- Antonita, a Dancer of Passionate Temperament: I thought I could resist you.
- Don Juan: Can you?
- Antonita, a Dancer of Passionate Temperament: No woman could.
- Dona Dolores, a Lady of Mystery: What does he got to say to me?
- Don Juan: What a fool he was to forget all this. The divine hair. And those two lovely stars. Just a little frightened.
- Dona Dolores, a Lady of Mystery: No-no-no, darling. You told me all that six years ago. Tell me some of the wonderful things that made women dazed and intoxicated.
- Don Juan: Well, that was it. That's what I always told them.
- Dona Dolores, a Lady of Mystery: Well, then, tell me something you never told any woman before.
- Don Juan: I love you, darling. I don't want to be anything but your husband.
- Dona Dolores, a Lady of Mystery: Ha-ha-ha. Won't you ever learn anything about women? Every woman wants something more than just a husband. Every woman wants Don Juan; but, all to herself.
- Don Juan: I want to rest and lead a simple life with simple people, not to be a celebrity for a while , to be unknown, no women, and alone, to eat what I like, to do what I like. After all, there comes a time in a man's life when he needs rest, and I'm going to have it.
- Rosita - A Maid Pure and Simple: [notices Don Juan is gazing at her] What are you looking for?
- Don Juan: I was just wondering whether I've ever seen a more... beautiful figure.
- Rosita - A Maid Pure and Simple: Have you?
- Don Juan: Yes... but only once.
- Rosita - A Maid Pure and Simple: If you said you hadn't I had an answer for you.
- Don Juan: Tell it to me.
- Rosita - A Maid Pure and Simple: No, it's rude.
- Don Juan: [more insistent] Tell it to me.
- Rosita - A Maid Pure and Simple: Not with the lights on.
- [Don Juan laughs]