Walt Disney credited as playing...
Mickey Mouse
- Mickey Mouse: Introducing Donald Duck who will recite "Mary Had a Little Lamb!"
- [from the wings, prompting Donald]
- Mickey Mouse: "Mary had..."
- Donald Duck: Okay. Mary had a little lamb. / Its fleece was white as snow. / And everywhere that Mary went / The lamb was sure to go.
- [He gets applauded and dances a hornpipe]
- Mickey Mouse: Attaboy! Now do "Little Boy Blue".
- Donald Duck: Okay. Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.
- [an orphan blows his nose loudly, causing elicit laughter]
- Donald Duck: Who did that? What's the big idea?
- [imitating Durante]
- Donald Duck: Am I mortified! Am I mortified!
- [quacks angrily]
- Mickey Mouse: Donald! Behave yourself!
- Donald Duck: Okay. Quack quack quack quack. Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn.
- [All the orphans blow their noses loudly]
- Donald Duck: You doggone little. Come out and fight! Come out and fight!
- [quacks angrily]