Walter Brennan credited as playing...
Train Conductor
- Train Conductor: [punches the train ticket] There. Say, what's that button that you wear? 'W.H.', what can that be?
- Jack: Woman Haters.
- Train Conductor: Oh, I see.
- Tom: That's our organization.
- Jack: Why?
- Train Conductor: It appeals to me somehow.
- Jack: Would you like to join?
- Train Conductor: Yes, sir!
- Tom: Okay, we'll initiate you now!
- [Poses the conductor's right arm to his side, takes his hat off, closes the conductor's eyes by waving his palm over them, and gives him a pretend "eye poke" on the forehead]
- Tom: I now pronounce you a member of the Woman Haters' Club!
- [puts a badge on the conductor's coat]
- Jim: Now let me out of here.
- Jack: You stay where you are! I'll find out what's going on in the next car.
- Jim: I insist! You stay here, I gotta go!
- Jack: You insist?
- Jim: Yes, I insist!
- Jack: Oh, is that so?
- Jim: Listen, I know how to handle her. I've done it before!
- Jack: You give me the works before. You can't do it no more!
- Jim: You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper. I'm warning you!
- Jack: So you're trying to bulldoze me? What are you gonna do?
- Jim: You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper! Come on, get out of my way!
- Jack: No, I won't get out of your way! Right here is where I'll stay!
- Jim: A wise guy, eh?
- Train Conductor: Say! What's the idea of this rough stuff? I've stood enough guff from you two, now you behave!
- Jim: Well, we weren't gonna bother anybody, mister. We're just a couple of--
- [Jim and Jack run from the observation deck to inside the car]