Marjorie White credited as playing...
Mary
- Mary: [sings] Oh, I'm in trouble, a lot of trouble, I really don't know what to do. Can I get some help from you?
- Tom: Tell me, is it really serious?
- Mary: You'll never know how serious.
- Jack: Let me help her, she's delirious! Look!
- Jim: She's gonna faint...
- Tom: Oh no, she ain't!
- Mary: Oh, I can't bear it, I can't go on, Won't someone help me to my room? Or I'll go right to my doom...
- Tom: Well little girl, if that's the case, I'll go with you almost anyplace.
- Mary: Oh, thank you!
- Tom: Okay, toots.
- Mary: Thank you!
- Jim: Dear, can I ask a little favor of you?
- Mary: Why, certainly!
- Jim: I want you to promise to keep our marriage a secret. What do you say?
- Mary: Why, the idea! Are you ashamed of me? Oh, you're starting out in a nice way!
- Jim: It's not that, I might meet some friends on the train that'll try to kid me along.
- Mary: I dare them to kid you along!
- Jim: Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
- Jim: [sings] For you, for you, my life, my love, my all,
- Mary: [sings] We'll see the evening twilight falling,
- Jim: [sings] I'll come home to you,
- Mary: [sings] Calling,
- Jim: [sings] Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
- Mary: [sings] You'll croon
- Jim: [sings] Ba-ba-ba-boo, boo-boo-boo,
- Mary: [sings] A little song about the moon,
- Jim: [sings] And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall,
- Mary: [sing together] My life, my love, my all!
- Mary: [Jim moves her to another chair as Tom and Jack enter the room] What does this mean! Are you crazy, or what?
- Jim: You fainted, did you forgot?
- Jack: What do you think, Tommy?
- Tom: It's tommyrot! Come here. Come here!
- [Tom drags Jim and Jack out of the room]
- Mary: Is there something I can do, dear?
- Mary: [by herself] Well, I wonder what that's all about. Is it possible he's a thief? Something tells me this marriage of mine is going to end in grief.
- Tom: [sings] For you, for you my love, my life, my all,
- Mary: [sings] We'll see the evening twilight falling,
- Tom: I'll come home to you,
- Mary: Calling...
- Tom: You-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo
- Mary: You'll croon,
- Tom: Buh-buh-buh-booo...
- Mary: A little song beneath the moon,
- [Tom whistles silently]
- Mary: And when you're finished with your crooning,
- Tom, Mary: On my knees I'll fall, My life, my love, my all!
- [song ends]
- Jim: Come on, explain yourself, and you better do it quick!
- Mary: Breaking into my room this way is the lowest kind of a trick!
- Jim: But darling...
- Tom, Jack: 'Darling'?
- Jim: Aw, forget it, I thought I was talkimg to you.
- Tom: 'Me'? Where do you get that stuff? What are you trying to do?
- Jack: What are you doing here with this gal? That's what I want to know!
- Tom: Come on outside, and I'll tell you.
- Jim: All right, come on, let's go.
- Jim: Where's Jackie?
- Mary: [sings] Oh come to me, come to me, tell me I'm your heart's desire, Oh come to me, come to me, Let me feel the bliss of your maddening kiss...
- Tom: Open that door, or I'll break it down!
- [Tom and Jim knock loudly on the door]
- Mary: Oh!
- Tom: Remember, you're a Woman Hater!
- Mary: [Mary tries to find a hiding place for Jack] Oh! Okay, under there. Under here!
- Tom: You can't get away with it!
- [Tom and Jim engage in a brief face-slapping fight]
- Mary: Oh! Play dead, play dead!
- [Jack lies down on the couch; Tom and Jim finally break the door down]
- Mary: Shh, the poor boy is ill. Be quiet till he awakes.
- [Mary slaps Jack and he falls asleep]
- Mary: Fever, he's hot.
- Tom: Don't worry.
- Tom: [sings] I got what it takes to cure him.
- Mary: Don't you dare strike him!
- Jim: What's the matter? Do you like him?
- Mary: If you dare to lay a hand on him, I'll scream!
- [Tom pushes Mary aside, then starts pounding Jack's chest and poking his eyes]
- Jim: [Tom pinches and slaps Jim's nose] Ow!
- Jack: Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
- [Tom slaps Jack on the forehead]
- Tom: Come on now, scram you mugs! Did you hear what I said?
- [Jim and Jack leave]
- Tom: [to Mary] And don't disturb us again, we're going to bed!
- Tom: [slaps Jack] Who asked you to come out of your room? What are you doing? Who are you looking for?
- Jim: Let me out! Let me at him!
- Mary: Oh, a couple of acrobats!
- [Jim, Tom and Jack get into their beds]
- Mary: Now you pay attention and you might get a big surprise! I'll relieve your tension by telling you that I'm wise! This man's my husband, we got married a couple of hours ago, and the agreement that you fellas signed is false and it don't go, 'cause every one of you cheated! I can prove it and I know! Move over!
- Jim: Move over?