Gus McNaughton credited as playing...
Commercial Traveller
- Commercial Traveller: [reading a newspaper headline] "Woman murdered in West End flat."
- Commercial Traveller: These sex dramas don't appeal to me.
- Commercial Traveller: For one thing, they're much prettier than they were 20 years ago.
- Commercial Traveller: More free. Free and easy.
- Commercial Traveller: You're right there. I could never understand how people used to put up with the old-fashioned sort. All bones and no bend.
- Commercial Traveller: Well, I will say for the old-fashioned, they did last longer.
- Commercial Traveller: Oh, I don't know. Mine last about a year. Here, I'll show you. Big demand for these now.
- [brings out a corset]
- Commercial Traveller: The old-fashioned sort.
- Commercial Traveller: Brrr! My wife.
- Commercial Traveller: Now look at these.
- [brings out a new style girdle]
- Commercial Traveller: Our new Streamline Model Number 1. What I've been talking to you about.
- Commercial Traveller: Anything go with it?
- Commercial Traveller: I should say so. This.
- [brings out a brassiere]
- Commercial Traveller: Put a pretty girl inside those, and she needn't be ashamed of herself anywhere.
- Commercial Traveller: All right. Bring it back to me when it's filled.
- Commercial Traveller: Well, if that isn't the blasted limit.
- Commercial Traveller: What's the matter now?
- Commercial Traveller: Is there no honesty in this world? I ask you.
- [reading an advertisement in a newspaper]
- Commercial Traveller: "The new Bodyline rubber panty corset. On sale today. McCutcheon Brothers, Princess Street. Price: 17 and 9. Brassiere to match: 4 and 11." Did you get that? The Bodyline. One and three cheaper than our Streamline. No use going to Aberdeen now!