Calm Yourself

This movie is carried on Robert Young's charm and youthful optimism that it will get him out of any jam, and into the land of milk and honey. Don't let the fact that the plot hinges on Young's character getting a millionaire's baby who just happened to be handed over by the baby's nurse, who looks more like street person than the nurse of a milionaire. The baby is given to his would be rival to Young's first girl friend, who happens to be the daughter of his boss. Young gets the baby because his fledgling business - Calm Yourself; takes on clients with such problems. Like what to do with a baby. If this sounds crazy, watch the movie. Its one of those movies that somehow can take the edge off a blustery day and bring in a little black and white sunshine.

It's not terrible. It actually gets better as it goes along. But emblematic of the frantic efforts for a laugh is the shoe-eating dog: Robert Young, who has set himself up as someone who can resolve sticky situations for pay, finds himself saddled with a huge dog. The dog is ill behaved in the extreme and neither cute nor likable. When things seem to have slowed down, the dog is, no pun intended, trotted out again to give proceedings a hectic flavor.

Madge Evans, the daughter of client Ralph Morgan, is appealing. Betty Furness is fine as the girl Young is after when we meet him. Nat Pendleton is always good for a smile when he shows up, as he does so often in movies of this decade.

There are far worse movies. But this one can get on one's nerves in its attempts at being funny every second.

Advertising executive Robert Young (as Preston "Pat" Patton) is fired from his job for kissing boss' daughter Madge Evans (as Mary Elizabeth Allenby). Taking a cue from his frequently uttered "Calm Yourself" motto, Mr. Young starts his own business, called "Confidential Services, Inc." Young explains, "Our large and versatile staff will pawn your jewels, send your strategic telegrams, hold your hand during operation, or do almost anything you ask." Just say "Calm Yourself" and allow Young to handle it, for a fee.

Young gets off on the wrong track by delivering the wrong drunk to an overweight wife's bed. Next, he is hired to keep beautiful Madge Evans (as Rosalind) away from her father's new wife because rich old papa Ralph Morgan (as Kenneth S. Rockwell) has been passing himself off as a younger man. So, Young hires Ms. Evans as his secretary, allowing her to become involved in some comic misadventures. They also become romantic. A baby and a dog are added to the confusion. Everybody tries to remain calm.

**** Calm Yourself (6/28/35) George B. Seitz ~ Robert Young, Madge Evans, Betty Furness, Ralph Morgan

Claude Gillingwater fires Robert Young for making love to his daughter, so Young heads out and starts of 'Confidential Services". Among the services he provides is keeping Ralph Morgan's daughter, Madge Evans, hidden without her getting suspicious.

There's the typical MGM gloss that keeps this movie watchable, with lots of interesting character actors like Herman Bing, Paul Hurst, Shirley Ross, and Clyde Cook. What it lacks is a sense of fun, despite the direction of George B. Seitz. Perhaps it's because Young keeps repeating his catchphrase, "calm yourself" any time anyone becomes upset. Perhaps it's because the comedy bits, like a shoe-eating Great Dane, seem a bit too calculated. Whatever it is, it all falls a little flat.

When the story begins, Pat (Robert Young) is fired from his job by making time with the boss' daughter. Suddenly Pat gets an idea...to open up a company to do dirty jobs...things folks don't want to do themselves. The idea is not as sure as Pat thinks...and his new company struggles. Ultimately, however, he ends up taking a job in keeping a lady away from her father's house, caring for a scary dog AND watching a baby...which turns out to be a kidnapping! How can Pat extricate himself from this mess? And, what of the lady, as she and Pat have started to fall in love.

The idea started off pretty well. However, as the story progressed, it became more kooky and ridiculous. Additionally, since you never really like Pat very much, it also becomes tedious. Not terrible...just not very good despite coming from MGM. And, I agree with one of the other reviewers who felt the whole thing came off as forced...and loud at the end.