Porter Hall credited as playing...
Col. Bradbury
- Col. Bradbury: [after finding Perry passed out on his office floor] Is this the office of the eminent attorney Perry Mason or an insane asylum?
- Della Street: Sometimes I wonder.
- Col. Bradbury: By unanimous vote, the honor of having the most beautiful legs in Cloverdale and the $1,000 prize goes to - Miss Number Three: the girl with the lucky legs!
- Col. Bradbury: I want to introduce to you a very welcome visitor to our city: Mr. Frank Patton - the man who as representative of the Leg-easy Hosiery Company made this Contest possible. Speaking then, for the Civic Betterment Bureau, for the girls, and, I am sure, for all of you, I want to extend, Mr. Patton, our heartfelt gratitude for the noble work he has done.
- Col. Bradbury: Ah, you're a swell boss.
- Col. Bradbury: Swell enough that you might consent sometime to be my boss? You know you can take over anytime.
- Margie: I - I - I know, it's sweet, but...
- Col. Bradbury: But...
- Col. Bradbury: There's a body in there on the floor.
- Della Street: Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch. I have to speak to that janitor about cleaning up. He's been very careless lately.
- Perry Mason: Bradbury, again?
- Col. Bradbury: I'm in full control of all my faculties, sir.
- Col. Bradbury: Oh, that's too bad.
- Col. Bradbury: I want to see Mason right away. Where is he?
- Della Street: He's out.
- Col. Bradbury: Are you sure he isn't in there? Drunk?
- Della Street: Oh, I'm sure he isn't in there. But, I can't guarantee that he's not drunk.