Mae Busch credited as playing...
Madame Pierre Gustave
- Oliver: Now, you're right up our alley! We have a number here which I think is one of Stanley's tenderest thoughts. Now, just listen to this: "A merry Christmas, husband/ Happy New Year's nigh!/ I wish you Easter greetings/ Hooray for the Fourth of July!" Now, we call that our "four-in-one" card.
- Stanley: Yes, Ma'am. You can use it all the year 'round.
- Mrs. Pierre Gustave: No, thanks. I'm still not interested.
- Mrs. Pierre Gustave: If my husband saw you kissing me, like he kissed me the first time we met, I'm sure that would make him jealous.
- Oliver: Well how did he kiss you?
- Mrs. Pierre Gustave: I'll show you.
- [demonstrates on Stan]
- Mrs. Pierre Gustave: He had his arms around me, like that. And I put my arms around him, like this. We pressed *tightly* together. Then, his lips met mine.
- [long, long, long kiss, Ollie checks his watch, Stan passes out]
- Mrs. Pierre Gustave: Now, when you hear my husband coming, that's all you have to do.
- [Stan moves in to Mrs. Gustave and gives her another kiss, she passes out]
- Oliver: Now look what you've done!
- Stanley: Well, she started it.