Harry Holman credited as playing...
Prof. Richmond
- Prof. Richmond: Can you spell cat?
- Curly: Soitenly!
- Prof. Richmond: Spell it!
- Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy.
- Prof. Richmond: Well, here's your check, Professor Nichols. You certainly won the wager.
- Prof. Nichols: Well, that's very nice. Please forgive me, Mrs. Richmond, for annoying you with these rowdies.
- Mrs. Rich: Whaddaya mean, "rowdies?" Spread out!
- [Slaps him on the face]
- Prof. Richmond: Do you realize you men have assaulted us?
- Prof. Nichols: I'll call the police!
- Moe: Now, listen, mister. Listen, I can explain the whole thing.
- Curly: Soitenly!
- Moe: You stay out of this!
- [Moe slaps Curly]
- Moe: And you too.
- [Moe slaps Larry]
- Larry: I didn't say nothing!
- Moe: Well, that was in case you do.
- Prof. Richmond: Allow me to introduce Professor Nichols' two daughters.
- Larry: Brother, can you spare a Nichol?