Alan Hale credited as playing...
Maurice Schlapkohl
- Dr. Schultz: I see... and what is it you're looking for, Mr. Schlipkohl?
- Schlapkohl: Schlapkohl. Usherettes! To show the customers to their seats. They wear gorgeous uniforms, I designed them myself. A big hussar's hat, a little cloak, and pants with...
- Dr. Schultz: Pants?
- Schlapkohl: ...with stripes. Very effective.
- Dr. Schultz: I dare say. The, uh, the pants, I mean, they're not too tight?
- Schlapkohl: That depends entirely on the girls, the pants are all the same size.
- Schlapkohl: She wouldn't flirt with the customers?
- Dr. Schultz: She wouldn't know what it means. Why, I hardly know myself.