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Jean Arthur, Herbert Marshall, and Moje Åslund in If You Could Only Cook (1935)

Jean Arthur: Joan Hawthorne

If You Could Only Cook

Jean Arthur credited as playing...

Joan Hawthorne

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  • Mike Rossini: Well, how a nice girl like you happened to get hooked up with a mug like that?
  • Joan Hawthorne: He isn't a mug.
  • Mike Rossini: Well, how he happen to sell you that bill of goods? How you happen to fall for him?
  • Joan Hawthorne: The Depression.
  • Mike Rossini: You know, I had a hunch you wasn't married. That's why I made a play for you. And I still think you're pretty swell.
  • Joan Hawthorne: You make it very difficult for me to stay, sir, unless you treat me like a cook.
  • Mike Rossini: Well, I don't want to treat you like a no cook. I want to treat you like you was a, well, like you was a Mrs. Rossini. Yes, I"m a proposing to you. When I make up my mind, I make it up fast.
  • Joan Hawthorne: Oh, you really don't mean that Mr. Rossini. I'm afraid your stomach's gotten the better of your heart.
  • Joan Hawthorne: There oughta be a law against parks... and benches... and him!
  • Joan Hawthorne: Say... can you buttle?

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